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Mega-Church: The Game

February 4, 2006 by

Mega-Church: The Game

Imagine if you could create the church you wanted, any way you wanted.

Put together a worship service exactly the way YOU want: hymns, no hymns, drums, no drums. Are you from Wisconsin? Start Polka Mass! Start a building campaign, ask for donations. Be the next Joel Osteen!


Mega Church: The Game

Yes, it is just a parody (relax!), but it’s so good.

5 Responses to “Mega-Church: The Game”

  • Rich Kirkpatrick's Weblog
    February 4, 2006

    Mega-Church: The Game

    A very funny post from Church Marketing Sucks…. Imagine if you could create the church you wanted, any way you wanted.Put together a worship service exactly the way YOU want: hymns, no hymns, drums, no drums. Are you from Wisconsin? Start Polka Mass!…


  • dan
    February 5, 2006

    That is really funny. I almost bought it (I mean, literally, put into my cart.)


  • Timk
    February 6, 2006

    The best part is that the game is rated M for Mature! lol


  • Rena
    February 7, 2006

    We already create a service from scratch–who speaks, what songs, skit or not, video or no, give-aways maybe, how long, what order. The services are put together by three teams of create volunteers and worship staff. Maybe we should market it.


  • _liz
    January 13, 2012

    I’m trying to code a game like this now :)



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