A couple weeks ago we were pointed to Crummy Church Signs, a site that lists bad church sign slogans. Nothing like a kindred spirit.
Check out a few of the especially cringe-worthy slogans:
- “Don’t get depressed, come get blessed!”
- “Jesus should be your steering wheel, not your spare tire.”
- “Backsliding is the biblical term for the summer slump.”
- “Go to church or the devil will get you.”
- “Abortion: Hitler would have loved it.”
Please, for the love of all things decent, don’t use your church sign to broadcast lame quips.
Culture
July 21, 2005
Bad Church Signs
Crummy Church Signs Yes, it is a little outside our frame of reference but I needed a laugh today and I hope you will think this is funny as I did. If not, light me up! Link discovered through churchmarketingsucks. Happy weekend for me! See you Monday….
PapaCool
July 21, 2005
Thanks for a good laugh. Had I seen these titles, it would have made me look at the bulletin twice!
wormeyman
July 22, 2005
Call me weird or wrong but i acually like those quips :p
Big Mike Lewis
July 22, 2005
Yeah man! Those were totally lame!
dave
July 22, 2005
I find lame church signs to be an immediate turn-off. I suppose part of it is that I assume a church with one of those signs is probably also big on bumper-sticker theology and witnessing by wearing T-shirts.
Then again, I suppose the Christians who love bad puns need a place to feel welcome, just like cowboys need their cowboy churches and bikers need their biker churches.
Ryan Heneise
July 23, 2005
How about “Avoid Truth Decay: Read the King James Version”. I saw that one on a church sign in Florida.
Gigahertz Inc.
October 16, 2005
http://www.SpareSomeChange.com/Funny/ lets you make your own church sign to send as a online greeting card (a “just for fun” generator).