A couple weeks ago we were pointed to Crummy Church Signs, a site that lists bad church sign slogans. Nothing like a kindred spirit.
Check out a few of the especially cringe-worthy slogans:
- “Don’t get depressed, come get blessed!”
- “Jesus should be your steering wheel, not your spare tire.”
- “Backsliding is the biblical term for the summer slump.”
- “Go to church or the devil will get you.”
- “Abortion: Hitler would have loved it.”
Please, for the love of all things decent, don’t use your church sign to broadcast lame quips.