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Church Marketing Sucks Store

The CMS Store is now closed. Thanks for shopping.

Yep, CMS swag is finally here.

Just in time for Christmas, you can pick up a shirt for yourself, your friends, your staff, your pastor--you name it. We're taking orders now until December 4, with delivery in time for Christmas. This is a limited edition run--when they're gone, they're gone.

All proceeds will help support the mission of our non-profit parent, the Center for Church Communication. That means buying a T-shirt will keep this blog going and enable us to continue our work of helping churches communicate. So if you haven't been able to support us financially in the past, now is your chance.

All shirts are $18 (or order two for $32!), plus s/h and tax where applicable. Contact us for discounts on larger quantities. T-shirts are Hanes Beefy T, 100% cotton, and extra soft and comfy. We're using a cheap PayPal set up for the store (we have to start somewhere), and we realize it's not perfect. If you can't get the shirt and discount combo you want on the site, just e-mail us and we'll take care of it for you (include your phone number). The bottom line? We want you to get all the swag you want for all the people you want.

Note: We stop taking orders after December 4. All orders are shipped via USPS Priority Mail, and will be sent on or before December 13 to arrive in time for Christmas. For expedited delivery, contact us.

That's How We've Always Done It!

It's the dinosaur's motto: "That's how we've always done it," with the Church Marketing Sucks logo on the back.

Christianese

It's Christianese! People scratch their heads, look confused and don't understand what's going on. Complete with Church Marketing Sucks logo on the back.

Church Marketing Sucks, Word

Jesus said we must become like little children to enter the kingdom of heaven. Snazzy Church Marketing Sucks logo on the back.

Thou Shalt Not Suck

The 11th commandment revealed! Our logo conveniently located on the back.

Frustrate. Educate. Motivate.

Simple and classic. The Church Marketing Sucks motto emblazoned on the front and our logo on the back.

 
 

 
 
 
 
 
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