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off-the-wall Article
6 Comments » March 27, 2007

Puns, Revisited

Reuters is bring worldwide attention to the crucial issue of church puns. Initially, I thought this was becoming a pundemic (I know. It’s not even funny anymore). Now, churches seem ...

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off-the-wall Article
11 Comments » March 7, 2007

Church Staff Split Over ‘Sucks’

Oh, LarkNews, a site after my own heart. You know our pain and you let us chuckle together: Staff Split Over ‘Sucks’ (link via Mike Atkinson)…

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off-the-wall Article
2 Comments » February 6, 2007

Come Be Hosed, Healed

This past Sunday, the Los Angeles United House of Prayer held a mass water baptism (registration required) as part of its 80th annual Holy Convocation. They unleashed the power–literally–by turning ...

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off-the-wall Article
1 Comment » January 18, 2007

Church Walls as Billboards: Your Ad Here

“Your Ad Here” and “Your Corporate Logo Here” displayed alternately for two and a half hours on the side of the Cathedral of our Lady of Angels in Los Angeles, ...

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brand-identity Article
2 Comments » December 15, 2006

Rappin’ Pastors, Renamin’ Churches, Sharin’ Graphics

Rapping Pastors – When we did our Christmas marketing poll we forgot all about full-on rap videos. I bet that would have beaten out extra services. Who wants extra church ...

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off-the-wall Article
17 Comments » December 11, 2006

Your Church, sponsored by Crest White Strips

Wharton’s online business journal, Knowledge@Wharton did an article last month about the increasing amount of products and services being marketed in partnership with churches. From test driving SUVs during a ...

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off-the-wall Article
4 Comments » October 26, 2006

The Church You Know

You’ve got to check out The Church You Know, a site that spoofs the NBC ‘The More You Know’ public service announcements with hokey digs at some goofy church practices. ...

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off-the-wall Article
33 Comments » July 18, 2006

Jesus Beer Billboard Prank

OK, this isn’t strictly church marketing, but it made me laugh. Someone covered up a billboard in downtown Houston with their own billboard featuring a picture of Jesus holding a ...

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off-the-wall Article
28 Comments » July 6, 2006

The Statue of Liberation Through Christ

You just can’t make this stuff up. 72 feet tall. Cross instead of a torch. 10 Commandments in her arm. Total cost: $260,000. It’s not quite Lady Liberty; it’s the ...

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off-the-wall Article
8 Comments » May 11, 2006

King of the Hill Goes to Church

How about a little pop culture perspective on church shopping and the ever-popular mega-church? Check out this clip of the Hill family going church shopping on King of the Hill ...

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off-the-wall Article
14 Comments » May 2, 2006

Church Advertising Sucks Advertisement

This ad for Corner Church in Minneapolis appeared in a recent issue of The City Pages, an alternative newsweekly in the Twin Cities. A church ad proclaiming that church advertising ...

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off-the-wall Article
3 Comments » April 24, 2006

Get In Here Ministries

As part of their latest DVD pack of videos for church use, Igniter Media has created a great example of the wrong way to do ministry: Johnny Lang & Chachi ...

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off-the-wall Article
7 Comments » April 6, 2006

Rejected Church Slogans

Dean Lusk, worship leader at Wall Highway Baptist Church in Madison, Ala., was recently working on a new slogan for the church when inspiration struck: “I originally thought of this ...

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off-the-wall Article
11 Comments » March 25, 2006

Church Members Beat Burglar

You don’t mess with the Church of the Nazarene in West Palm Beach, Fla. Church members were fed up after a string of burglaries, so they hid out in the ...

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off-the-wall Article
18 Comments » March 17, 2006

The Cross as a Giant Eyesore

West County Assembly of God Church in Town and Country, Mo. wants to put up a 99-foot cross to “give a Christian message to the people in the 164,655 vehicles ...

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