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July 21, 2005
Church Signs that Suck
(Filed under: Off the Wall)A couple weeks ago we were pointed to Crummy Church Signs, a site that lists bad church sign slogans. Nothing like a kindred spirit.
Check out a few of the especially cringe-worthy slogans:
- "Don't get depressed, come get blessed!"
- "Jesus should be your steering wheel, not your spare tire."
- "Backsliding is the biblical term for the summer slump."
- "Go to church or the devil will get you."
- "Abortion: Hitler would have loved it."
Please, for the love of all things decent, don't use your church sign to broadcast lame quips.
Posted by Kevin D. Hendricks at July 21, 2005 10:36 AM
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Thanks for a good laugh. Had I seen these titles, it would have made me look at the bulletin twice!
Posted by: PapaCool at July 21, 2005 2:49 PM
Call me weird or wrong but i acually like those quips :p
Posted by: wormeyman at July 22, 2005 1:04 AM
Yeah man! Those were totally lame!
Posted by: Big Mike Lewis at July 22, 2005 5:29 AM
I find lame church signs to be an immediate turn-off. I suppose part of it is that I assume a church with one of those signs is probably also big on bumper-sticker theology and witnessing by wearing T-shirts.
Then again, I suppose the Christians who love bad puns need a place to feel welcome, just like cowboys need their cowboy churches and bikers need their biker churches.
Posted by: dave at July 22, 2005 7:56 AM
How about "Avoid Truth Decay: Read the King James Version". I saw that one on a church sign in Florida.
Posted by: Ryan Heneise at July 23, 2005 5:18 PM
http://www.SpareSomeChange.com/Funny/ lets you make your own church sign to send as a online greeting card (a "just for fun" generator).
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